So there's this wonderful game called Cards Against Humanity. It's basically a contest on who can create the most wretched, revolting and/or funny sentence with the cards he or she is provided with.
I personally think the same concept could have been the basis for George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series. So I made a little Game of Thrones-themed version of the game you can download, print and play!
Included are 40 black cards and 80 white ones.
Melisandre was shocked to see -Mance Rayder's hairy buttocks- in her fires.
The ironborn's cunning attack strategy was -Autoerotic asphyxiation in the name of the drowned god-.
When the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but -A pack of retarded dire wolves- survives.
To keep your sentences consistent I suggest not mixing standard CAH cards with the custom GOT ones, though that's up to you!
(The night is dark and full of -Poorly-Timed holocaust jokes-.)
Card sheets created with this handy little tool: http://humanity.toadgrass.com/
Time spent on project: <5hours
Maybe once the next season of the TV-Series comes along I'll get some more ideas and add another batch of cards!
PS: Yes, I know I spelled Daenerys incorrectly (Alas, the woes of being an audiobook enthusiast!). No, I won't release an update to fix that :)